Slow! Children on Crack!

Slow! Children on Crack!

If you are... ignorant, closed minded, have no sense of humor, are offended easily or are here just to judge me... just do us all a favor and just fuckin leave. ESPECIALLY if your gonna lie about me and talk shit to everyone you see.i am not a psycho and i would never hurt anyone. nothing that could be found insulting is not necesserily my personal view. Anyone who leaves here and talks shit is OBVIOUSLY a hypocrite and a moron. this web site is for FUN.. OK?? BYE NOW!

here's my little dedication in progress to the best person in the world:

Loud obnoxious jerk.

Hopefully someone will,

Squash him like a bug.

Warning: If you bother me i WILL bite you.

The pen may be stronger than the sword, but you'd have a bitch of a time dismembering someone with a pen

Everybody! Say it and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas!

LIKE THIS BUG!! This bug that taunts me with its coldness!! I keep killing it and it keeps coming back!! You don't think maybe there's more than one bug in this place? Don't be silly. Mr. Samsa, I'm afraid I must kill you again. Mocking me with your ... um .. Why did I come down here?

DAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!! This computer makes me all frowny with pure nugat filled hatred!

What?? Oh, okeedoke! Please take as much of my brain as you need! I'll just stand here drooling and shitting myself! 'poooop'

I possess you, Keebler Elf!!! Fuck da' cookie-tree! BUBBA

...keep in mind: It's possible that I'm quite horrendously insane. That's the fuck of it: you know, the old thing about the crazy person who never knows they're crazy. It could just be an imperceptible shifting of accepted realities

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.

End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding martians in your heaad!! Gimme them martians! I am going to put butter on them!! Martians!! Grrr

The headless chicken is after me again...

Speak softly, but carry an M16...... Why is everyone running away from me?

For all you know, this child of yours may be a vessel for satan!

Be off before I sick Fallon on you! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice...

Some people only LOOK dead, but are quite alive, as I find out after sticking pens into their eyes

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese...

There is a fine line between genius and insanity... I floss my teeth with this line


	Slow! Children on Crack! If you are... ignorant, closed minded, have no sense of humor, are offended easily or are here just to judge me... just do us all a favor and just fuckin leave. ESPECIALLY if your gonna lie about me and talk shit to everyone you see.i am not a psycho and i would never hurt anyone. nothing that could be found insulting is not necesserily my personal view. Anyone who leaves here and talks shit is OBVIOUSLY a hypocrite and a moron. this web site is for FUN.. OK?? BYE NOW! here's my little dedication in progress to the best person in the world: Loud obnoxious jerk. Hopefully someone will, Squash him like a bug. Warning: If you bother me i WILL bite you. The pen may be stronger than the sword, but you'd have a bitch of a time dismembering someone with a pen Everybody! Say it and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! LIKE THIS BUG!! This bug that taunts me with its coldness!! I keep killing it and it keeps coming back!! You don't think maybe there's more than one bug in this place? Don't be silly. Mr. Samsa, I'm afraid I must kill you again. Mocking me with your ... um .. Why did I come down here? DAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!! This computer makes me all frowny with pure nugat filled hatred! What?? Oh, okeedoke! Please take as much of my brain as you need! I'll just stand here drooling and shitting myself! 'poooop' I possess you, Keebler Elf!!! Fuck da' cookie-tree! BUBBA ...keep in mind: It's possible that I'm quite horrendously insane. That's the fuck of it: you know, the old thing about the crazy person who never knows they're crazy. It could just be an imperceptible shifting of accepted realities Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower. End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding martians in your heaad!! Gimme them martians! I am going to put butter on them!! Martians!! Grrr The headless chicken is after me again... Speak softly, but carry an M16...... Why is everyone running away from me? For all you know, this child of yours may be a vessel for satan! Be off before I sick Fallon on you! Be afraid. Be very afraid. I am the rightful heir to the flaming global throne of evil. I WILL TAKE THIS WORLD AS MINE, so if you people could just cooperate it would be very nice... Some people only LOOK dead, but are quite alive, as I find out after sticking pens into their eyes Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese... There is a fine line between genius and insanity... I floss my teeth with this line